Total Medals Earned: 39 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 770 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
pretty easy: pop 20 foxes
moderate: buy all upgrades
tricky: run 500m in a single run
pretty hard: collect all medals and defeat the nightmare (don't worry, you don't need nightmare game)
insanely hard: find sunshine with less than 20 coins in your bank. erase all data in options to try again!
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 6/19 (195/645 points)
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 6/10 (80/330 points)
Find your first note.
He saw you, run away!
Find five notes!
Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you
Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!
You have a lot of reading to do.
This is more than I read a year.
I can't believe you're still doing this!
Oops you dropped a book...
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 11/20 (135/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)